Loooong Survey

1. If you won the lottery, would you consider donating a percentage of the money?:Yes...not sure what that percentage would be, but there would be some donating involved.
2. Would you consider getting Botox injections to your armpits to decrease sweating?: Botox does that? SUre why not sweating is icky.
3. Do you wear a lot of corduroy?: No. Random.
4. Does the weather have a very large impact on your moods?: Maybe...don't really know.
5. If you had a child, do you think your child would have any reason to be ashamed of you?: who says yes, my child would be a ashamed of me, I mean really who says yes?
6. Do you buy eggnog around the holidays?: EEEEEEEEWWWWW!
7. Did you play cowboys and Indians when you were a small child?: nope we played cops and car thief.
8. Do you watch your neighbors from your windows?: Sometimes...when they are outside
9. Do you live within 5 miles of a lake?: Oh yes I do...within 5 minutes of a lake.
10. Do you believe that personality is everything?: No, there is something to be said about looks. I know that sounds shallow but its the truth.

11. When someone says they love you, do you natrually want to say it back, even if you don't mean it?: Yes, but no one has ever said "I love you" to be and it was false for me to say it back.
12. Do you have any real reason to be depressed?: No...I have a good life
13. Do you have more respect for the United Nations or the United States? Erm, UN...no none they don't do anything as far as I'm concerned. US...yes I do, but I'm biased.
14. Is it concieted to consider oneself unique?: No its natural
15. Would it fill your heart with joy to see other people crying for you?: Not if I was dying or something, but I guess I could be filled with joy if they were crying at my wedding or something.
16. Do you think the war in Iraq will end in 2005?: No this is gonna take a while.
17. Do you know anyone who has ever been held hostage?: No...But Paul said he's gonna kidnap me sometime.
18. If your teenage son impregnated a girl, would you force him to do whatever it took to support her?: Hell yes, you take care of what you made. He doesn't have to marry her, but he will be in that child's life as much as I caould force him to be.
19. Are angels creepy?: No, their beautiful.
20. Do you think the New England accent is annoying?: No, but its hard to understand sometimes.

21. Which print do you prefer: leopard or zebra?: Leopard.
22. Would you break up with someone if you thought they were too pompous and arrogant?: Yeah... that's so annoying.
23. If you saw a hurt animal, would you try and help it?: Yeah, I'd at least call a vet or somethingif I couldn't
24. Do you think there will be another terrorist attack now that Bush is re-elected?: How should I know
25. Should a license be required to have children?: No, that is a God-given right, not man-given
26. When on an airplane, do you hope to meet someone interesting sitting near you?: Yeah, but its so hard nowadays to meet strangers.
27. Do you come from a large family?: Nope
28. Would you ever purposely let your country's flag touch the ground?: I do what I can to avoid it.
29. Is it difficult for you to decline a date from someone you are not interested in?: A bit
30. Are people in online relationships just fooling themselves?: Yeah

31. Does it bother you that Rhode Island isn't really an island?: Yeah a bit
32. If Hillary Clinton were to leave her husband, would your opinion on her go up or down?: Not my place to judge.
33. Do you ever run with scissors?: Not unless I forget that I have scissors.
34. Have you done something illegal today?: Ummmm nope, I've been good so far. :)
35. Which is worse: Being labeled, or being a nobody?: Being labeled
36. Do you think someone will ever try to assasinate Michael Moore?: Yeah
37. What song are you listening to at this very second? A song on TV, about the moon.
38. Would you rather have a square or a round pizza?: Round.
39. Are you afraid of being famous for doing something stupid?: Yeah but its not that bad I swear.
40. If the Pope has a liver transplant, is he still infalliable?: Yes...in case it was unclear, the Pope is only infallible in matters of faith, not health.

41. Has the world really changed that much since 9/11?: Its more scared
42. Do you think the diary of Anne Frank is genuine?: Yup
43. If your best friend's partner was bisexual, would you approve?: Her choice not mine.
44. If Satan walked up to you on the street and offered you BBQ Chicken, would you accept his gift?: Erm, do I know he is Satan?
45. Would you say that your country is liked by the rest of the world?: No.
46. Do you feel like the majority of the world is ignorant?: No we all have something to offer.
47. Do you help control anger by writing songs, poems, etc?: No I'm not creative like that.
48. Do you view bandanas as gang symbols?: If they are being worn for that prupose then yes, if I put on a bandana, though, I don't mean it to be a gang symbol.
49. Do you need to "clean up your act"?: Nope.
50. Do you have a celebrity crush?: No not really.

51. Are you a good storyteller?: Yeah, bu tonly if its really a good story.
52. Are your computer speakers usually turned on?: No, because if I don't have music on the computer tends to make a bunch of noise.
53. Do you have a life dream that no one else knows about?: No.
54. Do puppies melt your heart?: Yeah.
55. Do you think that someone who doesn't drink alcohol AT ALL is weird?:No I have quite a few friends who don't drink AT ALL.
56. Are you a racist scumbag?: No
57. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?: nothing
58. Do you think Americans are scared of change?: A bit.
59. Are Vegan diets healthy?: If the person doing the diet is smart about it, then yes.
60. Do you enjoy watching shows that deal with forensics?: Not really, bu thten I don't watch a whole lot of TV.

61. At this rate, are you going to Heaven or Hell?: Heaven... I would hope.
62. Could there be a terrorist attack in your area?: No...I think the campus is pretty safe.
63. Do you worry about food safety?: No.
64. Can bitchy behavior be self-justified?: Yes, I mean there are limits to that though too.
65. Do you have over 100 people on your buddy list?: Yup, 111.
66. Do you relax when you are around animals?: Depends on the animals.
67. Would you like to be able to read thoughts?: No
68. In your opinion, is it wrong to say "Oh my God!"?: Yeah, but it has seeped into my vocab.
69. Do you like your strawberries dipped in chocolate or covered in sugar?: Heehee, both
70. Do you think any hip hop songs have good messages in them?: Yes, we all have adifferent view on life and how it works, that is just one other sperson's view.

71. Do you feel sorry for Martha Stewart?: No.
72. Do certain swear words just roll of your tongue?: Haha hell yeah
73. What hurts more, knife cuts or paper cuts?: Never had a knife cuts so I must say paper
74. When you hug someone, do you wrap your arms around their neck or their waist?: Both, one arm up one down...although, I always hug Paul around the waist because thats easier to reach.
75. Do you use your mind enough?: Gosh no.
76. Would you rather own a parrot or a hen?: A hen!!
77. Do you know anyone who has been diagnosed with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?: No.
78. Do you have any idea what you will be doing 10 years from now?: Nope and that scares me.
79. Do you pre-plan your meals?: Well considering that I can't choose what he cafeteria serves...
80. Pet owners: If your pet was a human, would it be gay or straight?: Straight

81. Would you like to be cloned?: No.
82. Do you believe that your name fits your personality?: Yeah
83. Were your parents born in the same decade?: Nope.
84. Do you exercise before you eat in the morning?: No, I tried that and I was HUNGRY!!
85. Were you a pround owner of a snap bracelet?: Nope, don't own oen, therefore not proud.
86. Is it better to be single or in a relationship?: I'm liking the relationship right now.
87. Do you think police officers have the right to use a stun gun on a 13-year old?: Depends.
88. Which is the better way to discipline a child: Depends, each child and situation is different.
89. Would you let your child spend the night at Michael Jackson's house?: No you don't tempt fate, even if he isn't a convicted child molestor you don't set yourself up.
90. Do you often forget what day it is?: Yes.

91. Do your grandparents play bingo a lot?: My grandma used to
92. Do you own a copy of Thriller by Michael Jackson?: I wish.
93. Do you prefer reading or writing?: Reading.
94. Do you prefer hamsters or gerbils?: Gerbils.
95. Do you think animals have a religion?: No.
96. Are you a powerful person?: What does that mean?
97. Do you think marriage would change who you are?: Yes, you have to take some of the other person into yourself, and give them some of you
98. Do you meddle in other peoples’ business?: Yes, and that is not a good thing
99. Do you think the teenagers who take abstinence vows are probably the ones that weren’t going to have sex in the first place?: ? SO if you tak ethe vow then you were never planning on having sex? Isn't that the point of the vow...the vow is just something on paper.
100. Are you ever attracted to your teachers?: No.

101. Do you think your parents have always been faithful to each other?: Yes.
102. Does the word "hello" seem formal to you?: No.
103. Do you think that schools should be allowed to ban un-natural colored hair?: Yes.
104. Is it possible to love someone and hate them at the same time?: Yes.
105. Do your eyes change colors from time to time?: They get lighter and darker.
106. When you sit really still, can you feel your pulse?: Sometimes yes.
107. Does cursive handwriting serve any real purpose nowadays?: Yes, I use it all the time.
108. Have you ever had melted cheese on your fries?: Yes.
109. Have you ever encountered a rude person in a wheelchair?: Ummm I guess at sometimes I may have, there are rude people all over
110. Are you often the last one to understand a joke?: no but it does happen.

111. Has your home been decorated by an interior designer?: No.
112. Do you believe in reincarnation?: SOmetimes, sort of, I don't know.
113. Do you think the government was involved in 9/11?: No.
114. Would you ever kiss someone with no teeth?: EW NO give me teeth!
115. Do you wash your hair every day?: No, it dries it out.
116. If we keep making exceptions for homosexuals, do you think the next generation of homosexuals will be spoiled brats?: No they are n't gettin gthat many exceptions.
117. Can experience be gained just by reading?: No,that why its called experience.
118. Do you have any gay friends?: Yes.
119. Have you ever been to Stonehenge?: No.
120. Do you consider darts to be a sport?: Yeah them things are hard.

121. Your first black eye: Did you give it or get it?: Never had or given.
122. Is it always better to be safe than sorry?: No, sometimes you just gotta do it.
123. Do you look more at someone’s mouth or eyes when they are talking to you?: I look right between their eyes.
124. If you were around second-hand-smoke enough, would you be swayed to smoke yourself?: No
125. Do you think anyone can be an actor?: no.
126. Okay, what song are you listening to now?: Jeff Corwin!!
127. Do you talk just to hear yourself, even when you’re alone?: Yeah, I'll admit it I talk to myself.
128. Do you think you’ll ever visit the Clinton Library?: Well I don't know what that is soooo no
129. Do you emotionally hurt people on purpose?: No, thats mean.
130. Would you date a minister?: Yeah, he's a person too

131. On vacation, do you usually take more pictures of landscapes or buildings?: People.
132. Do you think pit bulls should be illegal to own?: No.
133. Are your parents willing to help you through college?: Yeah, but I 'm paying for everything unless I get too deep in debt.
134. Is it obvious that one of your family members did drugs in the sixties?: OH yeeeah
135. Do you think people worry to much about being open-minded?: A bit, just do it, stop thinking about it.
136. Are you offended when you see a visitor in your country wearing a crest of their flag?: No.
137. Would you rather master one language, or learn two languages and be average in them both?: Two-- average.
138. Do you think that Jesus was just a magician?: No...
139. Should ‘freak dancing’ be banned from school dances?: No but I mean, there is no need to be making babies on the dance floor of your middle school
140. If Fox created a sitcom starring Jennifer Lopez, would you watch it?: If it was good, maybe.

141. Is your monthly cycle so regular that you always know which day you’re going to start?: No, but thats because I've never bothered to keep that much track
142. Girls: Do you care that when you cry, your mascara runs?: Yeah I feel stupid and feminine and messy.
143. Guys: Do you get all soft when you see a girl crying?:
144. Do you think baseball is a dying professional sport in America?: Yes.
145. Should America get rid of the electoral college?: Yeah, it should be popular vote, there are enough opportunities now for politicials to get their message out there.
146. Can Lindsay Lohan really sing?: Yes I think she can.
147. Are you more creative alone, or with others?: With others.
148. Does every family have a crazy uncle, or is it just mine?: Oh everybody has a crazy uncle
149. Do you like green bean casserole?: Yummm yummm yummmm.
150. Have you ever smuggled anything in to America?: Anything illegal? Yes I thin my family snuck in some fruit or Cuban cigars in once

151. Do you like to play dominos?: Not really.
152. Do you end up making a fool of yourself when you try flirting with someone you really like?: Yeah, its sucks.
153. Does playing the guitar make a guy more attractive?: A bit but not enough for that to be the only reaon I'd date him
154. Do brain teasers make you feel dumb?: No .
155. Did you ever have an Easy Bake Oven?: No but I wanted one.
156. Do you enjoy fishing?: No, its boring
157. Do you think the Egyptians could have used wind to build the Pyramids?: No...they did not blow until the sand stacked up.
158. Beef or pork?: Beef I guess.
159. Was this survey random enough for you?: Yeah it was pretty random, but in that "I'm trying too hard" way
160. Is this the longest random survey you’ve ever taken?: I don't know I've taken some long ones

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