Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Men (limes) in their Coconuts (boys)

So here is a qote that I love a lot. I wish I could send it to every guy that I ever date.

Hold her hand while you talk. Hold her hand while you drive. Just hold her hand.

Tell her she looks pretty.

Look her in the eyes when you talk.

Protect her.

Tell her stupid jokes.

Tickle her, even if she says stop.

Slow dance with her.

When she starts yelling at you, tell her you love her.

Let her fall asleep in your arms.

Get her mad, then kiss her.

Tease her. Let her tease you back.

Kiss her forehead.

Let her wear your clothes.

Go slow. Dont push anything.

Kiss her in the rain.

And when you fall in love with her... tell her.


Okay so here's a weird thing that I've yet to figure out...when do they stop being boys and become men...Like I say that I like boys...but technically I like men since I don't want a male under the age of 18. But I have this huge difficulty when in talking to people about, say Brendan, saying: Oh he's this man I like. Because that conjures up this 30 yr old dude and that is not what I mean. I could say young man...but then I feel like a grandmother. Pinching people's cheeks and saying: So, is there a nice young man that you like? SO I say boy, but I feel bad because technically they aren't boys. They're men. I don't have this problem with women and girls. I could say girl until I'm out of college but with a guy (I guess I'm settling with guy because that works very well) I would feel as if I was stiffling his "manhood" (put in quotes because I think that the "manhoos" thing can be taken way to seriously). Oh well.

Brendan called (I was grinning like a loon). We might do womething Monday or Tues. Hopefully Monday because I don't have to go into work until later on Tues. that way I can get more sleep if we are out late, which will probably be the case. Until then thoughI must be content to just sit around and wait for him to call (now he's at work so I don't know when he'll be off or I'd call) and think fun little thoughts about kissing him. Yummmm Hummmm

Ow! I have a bruise right on the tip of my ring finger and it kills. I don't know how the heck it got there but it hurts like a mother. And I heard "Coconut" by Harry Nilsson today and I luuuurve that song. No seriously I even tried to do my colors today to simulate the lime in the coconut (It worked better on AIM...I could have a brown background and lime green text...heehee fun!).

And that is the reaosn that I copy pasted the words to this lovely lovely song right here. SO I can look at them whenedverI want and feel very happy! (Despite blogger pissing me off with this stupid block quote feature that I am never using again because it pisses me off)


Bruder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,
His sister had anudder one she paid it for de lime.
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up

She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up.
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she call de doctor, woke 'im up,
Said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"

I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,"
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"
I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
Now lemme get this straight,

You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up,
You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot'up,
You put de lime in de coconut
, you call your doctor, woke 'im up,

Said " Doctor, ain't there nothing' I can take?"
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache,"

You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder
Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better,
Put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up,
Put de lime in de coconut and call me in the morning."

Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

Brudder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,
His sister had anudder one she paid it for a lime.

She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut and called de doctor, woke 'im up.
And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?'
I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache."
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?"

I said, "Doctor, now lemme get this straight,
You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot'up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut. You're such a silly woman.

Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you'll feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down,
Put the lime in your coconut, and call me in the morning,

Woo--ain't there nothin' you can take?
I say, woo--to relieve your belly ache,
You say, well woo--ain't there nothin' I can take

I say woo--woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yow--ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say wow--to relieve this belly ache,
I said "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"
I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,"

I said, "Doctor you're such a silly woman.

Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and you'll feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' up,
Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning.

Yes, you call me in the morning, You call me in the morning,
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning.
I'll tell you what to do and if you call me in the morning
I'll tell you what to do.

And for the freaking record it took forever to bold and color the words lime and coconut one by one. But it looks cool, no? And does it not show just how boring this job is that I had time and nothing better to do but to do that.

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Word of the Day: affable -- 1. Easy to speak to; receiving others kindly and conversing with them in a free and friendly manner. 2. Gracious; benign.

Wouldn't it be an awesome compliment if someone said you were affable. Although, its kind of like saying you're nice, but it sounds better.

~*Ery*~

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